May 2013
2 posts
The Shit In The Air Will Fuck Up Your Face →
This is an article/podcast I wrote about the concept of virtual worlds, games as art, bioshock infinite and gaming culture in general. It takes 25 minutes to listen to me read it, a thing you can do while doing other stuff on the internet.
It’s got some good jokes in it, I think.
Star Wars is basically Serial Killers
Earlier this year I wrote around 7 thousand words about my experience spending most of January in a deep depression, watching 100s of Serial Killer and True Crime documentaries while obsessively playing Star Wars Angry Birds. I also spent some time making images mixing Star Wars, Angry Birds and Death/Serial Killer Culture.
It wasn’t finished and, during a harddrive clean-up, the entire...
April 2013
20 posts
“A Steam banner advertisement for Bioshock Infinite declares:
“10 out of 10....”
– Sigh all the knowing sighs you what you want, baby man, Tim Rogers is the video game realness.
IRISH MAN UNDER (THE MILDEST) ATTACK
This was my St Patrick’s Day Post about the only time I’ve ever been racially discriminated against for being from Ireland and how ineffectual it was. Cause you need another 3 minutes of my somehow-deep-yet-extremely-nasal voice in your life.
This was my St Patrick’s Day Post about the only time I’ve ever been racially discriminated against for being from Ireland and how...
fourwindsshotgun asked: what do you think of that film Norm made? dirty work?
“I can’t hear anymore of this…why?..cause Adele is one of my most...”
– Norm MacDonald continues to have the greatest comic cadence of all time. In an age when friendship simulators are being marketed to graphic designers and people who think proposing with video game memorabilia isn’t a fucking apocalyptic tragedy as “comedy podcasting” and...
i don't know, man: In Tha 90's ... There Was Rap →
willystaley:
1. Danny Brown “I’ll Bee Dat!” (Redman)
2. Kendrick Lamar “What Can I Do? (Remix)” (Ice Cube)
3. Lil B, Kreayshawn “Sprinkle Me” (E-40, Suga T)
4. Le1f “None of Your Business” (Salt-N-Pepa)
5. Rick Ross, 2 Chainz, Future “Make Em Say Uhhh” (Master P, et al.)
6. Peedi Crakk, Meek Mill, Freeway “Assassins” (Geto Boys)
7. Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka “Sippin on Some Sizzurp” (Three 6...
Diet books hate him, Sean's top 10 tips for...
#1: Every time you eat at a fastfood restaurant sit in the children’s section and grab any balloon or other children’s amusement you see. This works best at Burger King. This can backfires and make you feel as though you’re King of Fat People and your subjects will not look directly at you out of deference. Remedy this by sitting by the bathroom. We all know what you’re...
“The Ditko Public Service Package, a Kickstarter campaign(!) launched by longtime...”
– Joe McCulloch absolutely killing his mention of Ditko’s recent kickstarter (I gave him the money btw)
Anonymous asked: what's your stance on twitter?
Anonymous asked: What was your *drops mic* before you deleted your twitter?
I feel hunted by No Gang Colours. Any sensible...
March 2013
17 posts
Ghostwriting for Irish rappers
Here are some lines Irish rappers who insist on jamming in local references could use. They’re 5 quid a go, hit me up in the ask box.
“I’ll have your sister licking my salt off her lip so when she calls me on the mobile she can call me King Crisp”
“Now while you and other tiny crews been spendin’ your time warrin’ I’ve got more fillies going up...
fourwindsshotgun asked: what about Steo Skitz, the hottest spitter in the north east (I have no idea if he still raps)
blankcassettes asked: Sean, how have you found doing an MA? I've been doing mine (part-time, obviously) since September 2011 and I've still got zero enthusiasm for it. Am I doing it wrong?
lowbrowhighstakes asked: thoughts about derek raymond? gene kerrigan?
robotmountain asked: Hey I'm Kyle Starks, the guy who did Wild Dog - I just wanted to let you know that your complaints are 100% legit. He DOES talk too much for a true Wild Dog homage (even Terry Beatty has agreed) - heck I agree! My intention was not to make a Wild Dog comic as much as a Kyle Starks comic with Wild Dog, for better or worse, and homage 80s action films at the same time. I hope my real love and...
Anonymous asked: 3 white ppl in a circle where maccin is fundamental, now ask yourself, whos the mac?
funkyassdicegame asked: Bolano is a little impressed with himself at times, but he's fine enough. The hype is offputting, but divorced from it The Savage Detectives (which was praised to me as the literary Jesus) was kinda cool, nothing amazing.
Anonymous asked: Who IS 2 chains?
Anonymous asked: Who run the world?
Anonymous asked: What happens next in 'Escape (The Piña Colada Song)'?
January 2013
17 posts
Anonymous asked: What question do you not want asked?
Anonymous asked: brands you trust
Anonymous asked: How important is it for comic nerds like yourself to have a TV show like "The Big Bang Theory" representing you to the public?
jesse9000 asked: Top 5 comics?
Anonymous asked: Tony Danza
Anonymous asked: people who dont dance and aren't gangsters
Anonymous asked: What's the hack of that thing you do in college?
Anonymous asked: Why does being a parent suddenly make you immune to the disgust one would normally feel whilst covered in vomit and poo?
Anonymous asked: Satan?
Anonymous asked: What would you do if you saw an alien? Not a scary alien from the ALIEN movie series, but a cute lil white one with those big oval black eyes.
Anonymous asked: Streets Of Rage II or Streets Of Rage III?
